{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"ssssidewindersss-heavyweight-cargo-shorts","title":"SsssidewinderssS Heavyweight Cargo Shorts","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .sbl-size-table {\n    border-collapse: collapse;\n    padding: 0;\n    margin: 0 0 20px;\n    width: 100%;\n    font-size: 14px;\n    text-align: center;\n  }\n\n  .sbl-size-table th {\n    font-weight: 500;\n  }\n\n  .sbl-size-table td,\n  .sbl-size-table th {\n    padding: 8px 0;\n    border: 1px solid #e5e9f2;\n    color: #3e3f42;\n    text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #fff;\n    text-align: center;\n  }\n\n  .sbl-size-table th:first-child,\n  .sbl-size-table td:first-child {\n    text-align: left;\n    padding: 8px 5px 8px 15px;\n    width: 103px;\n  }\n\n  .sbl-size-title {\n    text-align: left;\n    font-weight: bold;\n  }\n\n  .sbl-size-guide-container {\n    width: 100%;\n    text-align: center;\n    margin-bottom: 20px;\n    margin-top: 20px;\n  }\n\n  .sbl-size-guide-container img {\n   max-width: 250px;\n  ;\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"sbl-description\"\u003e\n            \u003cdiv class=\"subl-product-description\" style=\"max-width:100%\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"126\" data-end=\"186\"\u003e🐍 \u003cstrong data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"184\"\u003eSsssidewinderssS Heavyweight Cargo Shorts – AOP\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"187\" data-end=\"480\"\u003eStay cool. 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Designed for altered states.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"531\"\u003eGlitch out of reality in the \u003cstrong data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"306\"\u003ePsilocybernetic Mushroom Cloak\u003c\/strong\u003e—a lightweight, unisex layer built for flexibility, breathability, and brainwave-bending style. Whether you're deep in the bass pit or recovering from a reality reset, this cloak keeps your energy locked and your aura lethal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"533\" data-end=\"742\"\u003e💨 \u003cstrong data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"587\"\u003eMade from eco-conscious recycled poly + spandex\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"587\" data-end=\"590\"\u003e\n🧠 \u003cstrong data-start=\"593\" data-end=\"651\"\u003ePsilocybernetic design: Mushroom gods meet neural tech\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"654\"\u003e\n🧢 \u003cstrong data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"695\"\u003eDeep hood. Long cut. 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Unfiltered.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"879\"\u003eCrafted for workouts, raves, meditative glitches, and cyber-mushroom rituals.\u003cbr data-start=\"821\" data-end=\"824\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"834\"\u003eXS–4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e available for all dimensions of your form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n\n\n\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e🪐 \u003cstrong data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"946\"\u003eOnly at \u003ca data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"944\" class=\"\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_new\" href=\"https:\/\/sssidewindersss.com\"\u003esssidewindersss.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"949\"\u003e\nJoin the next phase of fashion evolution—\u003cstrong data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003efuturistic, fungal, and fully activated.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e#Psilocybernetic  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e#Sssidewear  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e#CyberShrooms  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e#GuerrillaTheMarket  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e#Basswear  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e#ActivewearRebellion  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e#RaveCloak  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e#EcoBassGear  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e#RealityGlitcher  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e#CyberMushroomMindset\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cbr\u003e\n    \n            Handcrafted especially for you, expect a manufacturing time of 3-6 business days for this product. Place your order before midnight, and it will be included in the next day's production batch.\n        \u003cbr\u003e\n    \n            \u003cdiv class=\"sbl-size-guide-container\"\u003e\n            \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/static.subliminator.com\/shops\/images\/size-guides\/elongated-cloak.png\" class=\"sbl-size-guide-image\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \n            \u003ctable class=\"sbl-size-table\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest below 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Length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBottom Opening\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArmhole\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAcross Shoulder\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNeck Width\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve Length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve opening\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHood opening\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHood Width\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cbr\u003e\n    \n            \u003ctable 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Length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89.0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e91.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e94.0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e99.0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e101.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront Length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e88.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e91.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e94.0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e99.0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e101.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBottom Opening\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66.0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArmhole\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAcross Shoulder\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e43.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNeck Width\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve 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